Funny Quotes
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Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! :P
People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!
I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. :)
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)
There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
I wonder what happens when doctor's wife eats an apple a day. :)
Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.
If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)
At least mosquito's are attracted to me.
Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you are so damn funny.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping :)
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)
One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions :)
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